“you work a lifetime to pay off a house. You finally own it, and there’s nobody to live in it.”
(via cats-and-ass)
BAMBOOZLER: our faces burned in the winter flames,you led me inside,we smiled and...
our faces burned in the winter flames,
you led me inside,
we smiled and laughed,
in a hallway barely 2 bodies widei tried to keep my cool,
you said you liked my boots,
“wow tell me more” I said,
as I learned about your foreign rootshours passed by,
no more beer in our cups,
conversation was…
(Source: seeesee)
“I have come to understand that life is composed of a series of coincidences. How we react to these - how we exercise what some refer to as free will - is everything; the choices we make within the boundaries of the twists of fate determine who we are.”
—John Perkins
Sometimes I just like stare at my dogs
And I’m just like “damn, how are you so fucking adorable.”
my facebook play-by-play (u no who u r)
status: Worst NCAAF Championship game I’ve ever seen
reaction: sports idc
status: Fierce or something (with pic)
reaction: cool i get it you take nice pics and have nice makeup and clothes awesome
status: Is my phone being a POS or are people just ignoring me….hmmm???
reaction: yupp they’re ignoring you.
status: Anyone ever notice that the soul stealers in Harry Potter never go after Ron…?
reaction: please stop trying the ginger joke. the only thing more embarrassing than the gingers-have-no-soul jokes are gingers-have-no-soul jokes WITH FUCKING HARRY POTTER.
status: who won the BCS title game? i really can’t tell since my news feed is clogged
reaction: HEY MINE TOO! make it fucking stop i dont even know what that is
status:“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.. Her heart.”
reaction: you. are. a. faggot. (clarification: faggot meaning fucking retarded but also gay, i love you smart gays keep doin ur thang)
status: never say you’d die for someone who wouldn’t die for you!
reaction: hey didn’t I just read your status about no one texting you? also that is a pretty selfish way to think who the fuck wants to die for anybody cummon.
status: At the end of the day, its not about being pretty & popular…its about being happy and healthy.
reaction: and YOU are the same faggot with the quote about touching hearts. this pretty much secures it.
status: DAMN, THAT TOAST WAS DELICIOUS.
reaction: DAMN, IM STONED AS FUCK
status: Don’t text me while I’m texting you, now I have to change my text
reaction: do i even have to tell you who said this?
status: Belly finally finished rejecting my belly ring </3
reaction: yaaaaaaa not quite sure what that means…
nick stockhammer
status: The moment when you realize what you thought love was, turns out to be all a lie.
reaction: ok ya i can’t do this anymore
“all guys are assholes”
wahhhhhh ok I GET IT dramatic girls please stop whining. you forget to mention all girls are bitches ok its not an issue about the gender its an issue about human nature. all PEOPLE are assholes ok if you’re going to bitch get it right. im sick of seeing that cliche phrase everywhere I mean yeah I’ve been screwed over by a good share of guys but i’m pretty sure for every time someone screws you over you’ve screwed someone else over as well so move on and stop trying to get sympathy for everyone who finds your post on social networks so relatable. GIRL POWER lol no girl power is basically fucking over guys to make up for all the times girls have been fucked over, emphasizing my point. even the nicest people do their share of fucked up shit, with an exception of like one or two in the whole world. i made up that statistic for emphasis but okay rant over bye
(Source: famouspeopleeatingpizza)
